Of late, Ive been freezing to death in my own house. Our heater broke, and the damn part to fix it is looking to be about 550 bucks. Now my dad doesn't like to pay that much for something he thinks he can do on his own. So with his stubbornness, a missing part, and cold weather. I think im going to get frost bite in this igloo. I feel like Christopher Mccandless in the abandoned bus (minus poisonous berries, and unfortunately the beard as well :( ) Well thats an update from this Eskimo, Enjoy your heat and warmth!
Hello Eskimo,
ReplyDeletei had been meaning to write to you, but your bus has no address. I mean i cant mail it to -20 degrees at Freezing Point Ave. Can i? Anyways I heard your heater was finally fixed. What a relief! But i bet you were growing to love that frostbite, weren't you? Maybe not. Did you run into any grizzlies during your stay? I heard they're super friendly. The papa bears eat their bear cubs, so the mama bears have to protect their young- showing us how even animals look over their offspring. Oh, the beauty of Mother Nature! She's quite lovely, isn't she? Oh and i hope you read "Surviving in the Wild:Ultimate Dos and Donts." It pretty much details what you should & shouldn't eat. I dont want you eating those poisonous berries and dying a slow, painful death, alone in that bus of yours. But if you were dying, then please set aside a few for me-as i will go & eat some and slowly die at your side- you know there isn't a purpose for me to continue living if you're not with me. Well if i dont receive a letter from you within the next few days, I will go find you.
Love Always,
Steph.
No no no, I'll eat them all. i won't let you make the same mistake as I made. And I made it out alive! So i'll be visiting you soon.
ReplyDeleteLove Always,
Alexander Supertramp.